ANGER LOOKS STUPID
I was talking on my cellphone while driving through a parking lot and like an inattentive douche almost made a left turn into an oncoming car. ALMOST. I have brakes and know how to use them. I stopped before getting my front tires in the intersection, leaving plenty of room for the car to pass. Instead of JUST passing by, the driver made sure to stop her car in front of mine, honk her horn, scream some jibberish (I think she was asking me out) and give me the finger. THEN she drove off. This is where I was supposed to get upset or turn into a frog or something. I didn’t. I thought it was awesome that she found it important to spend her highly valuable time making me laugh.