Shit has changed. “Superheroes” can’t protect us because they can’t protect themselves. The hero system that has been keeping us “safe” for the past 100 years or whatever has taken a big, soggy dump and stroked out on the toilet. Check the news. The economy is rolling around in the sewer. The stock market is acting like a bitch. Everyone and their neighbor’s dog is getting laid off from their jobs. Super strength and heat vision isn’t going to fix that. Set your dial to “Panic Attack” and cry about the world coming to an end… Or don’t. That shit is stupid. Really. Don’t. It’s not that bad really. Don’t let the superheroes fool you.

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