WHY SO VULNERABLE?
Hey Mr. Lessons is back. (All the kids scream, “Yeah!”) So is Spartan Buddha’s imaginary friend, Self. (Now the kids set off fireworks and loot a toy store) So why is Spartan Buddha crying? Probably cuz he’s not that Macho Man Randy Savage that he pretends to be. Or maybe cuz his tear ducts are allergic to knuckle punches. Whatevs. That happened like a minute ago. It might as well be prehistoric. Dead people and confused time travelers live in the past. This ain’t Midnight in Paris.