READ A BOOK
Um… did you know Down with Monsters: A Spartan Buddha Fairytale is out and available now? If you stumbled upon this website by some Disney-like miracle, then you might of not. But if you’ve been blessed with the awareness of Spartan Buddha previously, then I assume you did. Good for you either way. You should read the book before you die. You know, sometime between now and one of us being buried in the ground. Then we can talk about it, the book or the afterlife. I promise.