IN YOUR FACE
Revenge is a dish best served with Sriracha or BBQ sauce. Garlic aioli isn’t bad either. Opt for water – the soda is just gonna fill your stomach with gas. Get the cheesecake for dessert. Tip 20% – the math is easier. Get those choco-after-dinner-mint-things on your way out, you know, the ones that are candy coated and melt in your mouth. Pick up a copy of Down with Monsters. Sleep like a star baby.