STANDING TREE POSE
Get up.
Rise up.
Stand all.
Stand tall.
Concentrate a spot on the ground.
Endure what fumes emanates from
your adversaries breath.
Let insults and negativity slide off.
Now balance on one foot.
Resist the urge to fall.
If so spring back up.
Insert other foot in oppositions face.
Repeat on other leg.
Smile.
This is Spartan Buddha’s Standing Tree Pose.
If you have any difficulty holding this pose
remember that Spartan Buddha still loves you
or likes you a lot.
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