SUPERHEROES CREATE SUPERVICTIMS
You’ve been spoiled, Mr. Panic-Pants. You can’t expect someone to come rescue you every-time you break a nail or fall down a flight of stairs. What you CAN expect: the Transformers movie franchise will continue to get worse, bacon will make your mouth happy and you’re gonna get hurt. You’re alive so it’s on the itinerary, jellyfish. No point in waiting around for someone to kiss your boo-boos and scare away the monsters from under your bed. Wipe the snot off your nose and do it yourself CHAMP.