Victims tell shitty stories like Mr. Panic-Pants. (see 06 + 07) Stories like “I was doing such and such and then some awkward shit happened to me and then the world ended.” They’re like snotty, whiny, broken records. This person did this bad thing to me. That person said that mean word to me. Those robots tried to set me on fire. Whatever.
Victims aren’t the most reliable people. I don’t trust anyone that wants to dial 9-1-1 every time they stub their toe or misplace their car keys. That’s drama. And all that drama happens because their opinions suck. It’s a scientific fact.