Spartan Buddha

Clear your head, clear the floor, get down and get bendy.  It’s National Yoga Month!  What does that mean? It means that the yoga gods are on your side for the entire month of September. Yes, if you wish upon a downward facing dog, your prayers maybe answered by Street Fighter’s Dhalsim, Stretch Armstrong or Plastic Man.  Try to stay relaxed while folding yourself in a stress position and not glaring at the shapely  butts of the other yogis wiggling in front and around you in class.  Good luck. Namaste, suckas!