Spartan Buddha

A strong emotion… sorry, I mean MONSTER like Hate can turn a zombie into a troll. Zombies don’t have their own brains. They don’t don’t wear flashy war helmets. They have no protection against Hate’s emotionally transmitted disease. When Hate whispers in their ear or slobbers all over their face, they become big bellied, destructive trolls.

People like to give whatever emotions they got. So happy people go about trying to happy up the place  while miserable people like to doo-doo on everything.  Therefore by the powers invested in me and the Spartan Buddha Council of Boldly Declaring Things, I now pronounce trolls miserable. Or bad comedians.  If you’re around one make sure to wear your war helmet. You don’t want to get sick.