Spartan Buddha

Superheroes are dying. People are crying and Spartan Buddha is having a laugh. (What a jerk.) 
Spartan Buddha may be an ULTIMATE human being but he’s still human. That he means he makes mistakes. Like getting sucker punched and choked by some random, giant, robot tentacles. It would be nice if he dodged that attack like a ninja and took care of shit flawlessly Mortal Kombat style, but he didn’t. BUT he’s not dead either. That’s what makes it funny. Step your game up lame-ass, robo-tentacles. NEXT Prob-lem….