Spartan Buddha

As you read this, right now, this moment, everything is alright. Trust me. If you don’t then go call a doctor or Captain Planet. You are alive. You are using technology that was IMPOSSIBLE 100 years ago and you have the ability to read. Not everyone can say that. Everything is okay. All the nightmares you have and soap opera, social doomsday drama you’ve prophesied about isn’t happening right now.  It may of happened a second ago but that second has already passed. It’s done. So is all the nonsense that happened to you when you were a kid.  Like the time you shit yourself in the office cafeteria… I mean kindergarten lunch room. Get over it.  Next Problem…