by zephzilla

The best way to be safe is to do absolutely nothing. Any time you do SOMETHING you take the risk of  twisting you ankle, losing your paycheck or being mauled by a bear.  It’s the way of the ZOMBIE, the living dead. Being a dead man isn’t exciting but it’s safe and comfortable. Quietly rotting away like a walking pile of trash ain’t cool. You know what’s cool? Skydiving, nunchuck fights with ninjas.  Or whatever.  Zombies suck.