WHY SO SERIOUS?
The Spartan Buddha Bureau of Made Up Statistics states that taking things seriously is responsible for 4309% of all hurt feelings. Getting dumped, fired or kicked out of a strip club only matters if you give a shit. Life is a joke. The punch line is that no matter what we do, how many babies we save, trophies we win or reality TV shows we star in, we all die. Cry or laugh about it.