ZOMBIES DON’T HELP
by zephzilla
Thanks but no thanks, zombie. No one, especially a CHAMPION like the Spartan Buddha needs your type of help. He doesn’t want to be like the rest of you brainless ZOMBIES running around eating brains because your bored and got nothing else to do. He likes thinking for himself, thank you very much. Eating his brains might make him feel better (or feel nothing) for a little bit but it’s not gonna solve his problem. The forecast calls for a 110% chance that he’ll figure this out somehow. If you still had your OWN brain you’d know that.